http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/09/jetski.sturgeon.ap/

WILDWOOD, Florida (AP) -- A man riding a personal watercraft was injured after a 4-foot-long sturgeon jumped out of the water and hit him, wildlife officials said.


Keep your eyes open for the trifecta!

You know you're up too late and letting yourself get too tired when:

- You realize that your desktop aquarium's light, which you have set to turn off late as a reminder to go to bed, is off.

- You say to yourself, "aw, crap, the fishtank is offline."

- You fire up your browser long enough to post about it.