A modest proposal.

[ximinez]

Proposed new law: If you cross a functioning railroad crossing guard, and you don't make it, the police push your car over to the side of the road, and leave it, with your rotting corpse inside, as a warning to others.

Comments

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

After a mental image like that, you're probably the only one who can say "mood: horny"...

[ximinez]

Probably.

[fizzgig-bites.livejournal.com]

That's how we know if he is really in trouble or not. If it doesn't say he's horny, call the ambulance.